Sunday, July 24, 2011

Hu? Who?


Subject: Hu? Who? 


(We take you now to the oval office.) 
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 
George: Great. Lay it on me. 
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 
George: That's what I want to know. 
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 
Condi: Yes. 
George: I mean the fellow's name. 
Condi: Hu. 
George: The guy in China. 
Condi: Hu. 
George: The new leader of China. 
Condi: Hu. 
George: The Chinaman! 
Condi: Hu is leading China. 
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 
Condi: That's the man's name. 
George: That's who's name? 
Condi: Yes. 
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of 
China? 
Condi: Yes, sir. 
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the 
Middle East. 
Condi: That's correct. 
George: Then who is in China? 
Condi: Yes, sir. 
George: Yassir is in China? 
Condi: No, sir. 
George: Then who is? 
Condi: Yes, sir. 
George: Yassir? 
Condi: No, sir. 
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of 
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 
Condi: Kofi? 
George: No, thanks. 
Condi: You want Kofi? 
George: No.