Sunday, June 3, 2012

 logical but not legal,


A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty
old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a
professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you can't
give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal? "

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just couldn't crack the
answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark
into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over
the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So
finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them
he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but
not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.

"All right" says the professor, and asks his favourite student to answer.

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student. "You see, you are 75 years
old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not
logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not
legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him
an "A", which is neither logical nor legal !!"
know about BAR-CODE. 

 For India Bar Code's 1'st 3 Digits are 890.

 
 
The whole world is scared of China made "black hearted goods"
Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China? Let me tell! u … the first 3 digits of barcode 690.691.692 is made in CHINA. Do not ever buy it for your own health.
471 is Made in Taiwan
Though it is our right to know, the government and related department never put in adequate efforts to educate the public, therefore we have to rescue ourselves. Remember.


 
00-13: USA & Canada  
20-29: In-Store Functions  
30-37: France  
40-44: Germany  
45: Japan (also 49)  
46: Russian Federation  
471: Taiwan  
474: Estonia  
475: Latvia  
477: Lithuania  
479: Sri Lanka  
480: Philippines  
482: Ukraine  
484: Moldova  
485: Armenia  
486: Georgia  
487: Kazakhstan 
489: Hong Kong  
49: Japan (JAN-13)  
50: United Kingdom  
520: Greece  
528: Lebanon  
529: Cyprus  
531: Macedonia  
535: Malta  
539: Ireland  
54: Belgium & Luxembourg  
560: Portugal  
569: Iceland  
57: Denmark  
590: Poland  
594: Romania  
599: Hungary  
600 & 601: South Africa  
609: Mauritius  
611: Morocco  
613: Algeria  
619: Tunisia  
622: Egypt  
625: Jordan  
626: Iran  
64: Finland  
690-692: China  
70: Norway  
729: Israel  
73: Sweden  
740: Guatemala  
741: El Salvador  
742: Honduras  
743: Nicaragua  
744: Costa Rica  
746: Dominican Republic  
750: Mexico  
759: Venezuela  
76: Switzerland  
770: Colombia  
773: Uruguay  
775: Peru  
777: Bolivia  
779: Argentina  
780: Chile  
784: Paraguay  
785: Peru  
786: Ecuador  
789: Brazil  
80 - 83: Italy  
84: Spain  
850: Cuba  
858: Slovakia  
859: Czech Republic  
860: Yugoslavia  
869: Turkey  
87: Netherlands  
880: South Korea  
885: Thailand  
888: Singapore  
890: India
893: Vietnam  
899: Indonesia  
90 & 91: Austria  
93: Australia  
94: New Zealand 
955: Malaysia  
977: International Standard Serial Number for Periodicals (ISSN)  
978: International Standard Book Numbering (ISBN)  
979: International Standard Music Number (ISMN)  
980: Refund receipts  
981 & 982: Common Currency Coupons  
99: Coupons 
With more and more milk products from China and Taiwan having problem, we really got to check where the things are produced. Here is a way to differentiate Taiwan made products and China made products : by looking at first three digits of its Bar Code.

If the 1st 3 digits are 690, 691 or 692 - China made
If the 1st 3 digits are 471 – Taiwan made


So please spread the words to everyone......
 


Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show made from which country.

However, you may now refer to the barcodes, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China.
 

Beware #90 or #09Dont press #90 or #09 on mobilE Phone...
Please take care IF SOME ONE ASKS YOU TO DIAL #09 or #90.
Please Do Not Dial This When Asked.

Please circulate URGENTLY.
New Trick of Jehadi Muslim Terrorists to Frame Innocent People!!
If you receive a phone call on your Mobile from any person saying that
they are checking your mobile line, and you have to press #90 or #09
or any other number.
End this call
immediately without pressing any numbers.
Team there is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09
they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense.
Forward this message to as many friends as u can, to stop it.
This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia.
There are over 3 million affected mobile phones.
You can check this news at CNN web site also.

http://www.chennai.bsnl.co.in/News/MobileDosNDonts.htm
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SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE EXERCISE
The essence of the exercise is that your "Eyes Must be Closed" when you are doing this exercise. You must practice the "Jin Ji Du Li" exercise with the eyes closed. This exercise was so simple and amazing that I thought I had to share it here.

Here is the exercise:
Stand on one leg while your eyes are closed. That is all. Just try it right now, stop reading and stand up, close your eyes and try standing on one foot.

If you are not able to stand for less than 10 seconds, it means that your body hasdegenerated to 60 to 70 years old level in other words, you may be only 40 years old, but your body has aged a lot faster.

I myself & my family tried this exercise when I read the mail. I thought “
No, big deal, I’m sure we all can do this easily” I was fooling myself, I’m glad I tried it because I discovered much to my surprise that while all of us could stand easily on one foot with our eyes open, trying the same thing with our eyes closed was another story! We just couldn’t keep our balance for more than two to three seconds before we started wobbling and hopping around.

You do not need to lift your leg high, if your internal organs are out of synch, even lifting your leg this bit will make you wobble.

These Chinese are really very advanced in their knowledge of the human body. It was very heartening to know that frequent and regular practice can help you recover your sense of balance. 
In fact Chinese specialists suggest daily practice of Jin Ji Du Li for 1 minute, this helps prevent dementia/ FORGETFULLNESS

You can try slightly closing both eyes while practicing Jin Ji Du Li, instead of completely closing them; in fact this is what the health specialist Zhong Li Ba Ren recommends.
Daily practice of Jin Ji Du Li, can help in healing many illnesses or diseases like
  • Hypertension,
  • High Blood Sugar or diabetes,
  • Neck and Spinal diseases,
  • it can also prevent you from getting dementia.

Zhong Li Ba Ren has written a book titled "Self Help is Better than Seeking Doctors' Help", which is a bestselling book that has been the best seller health book in China since it wasfirst published last year. Its success can be measured by the fact that it has been reprinted 12 times within 6 months, with more than 1 million copies sold. The book is a hot seller because it teaches many simple practical health tips.
It is said that according to the understanding of Chinese physicians, diseases appear in the body because the co-ordination between the various internal organs encounter problems and that causes the body to lose its balance. Jin Ji Du Li can readjust this inter-relationship of the organs and how they function with each other. Zhong Li Ba Ren stated that many people can't stand on one foot with their eyes closed for even 5 seconds, but later on as they practice it daily, are able to stand for more than 2 minutes.
As you gain ability to stand for longer time, the feeling of "head heavy, light feet” disappears. As benefits or practising Jin Ji Du Li, you will experience that the quality of sleep improves, the mind clears up and memory improves significantly. Most importantly if you can practice Jin Ji Du Li with your eyes closed for 1 minute every day, you will not get dementia. (I think  this also means that your brain will remain healthy).