Friday, June 8, 2012
Sunday, June 3, 2012
logical but not legal,
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty
old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a
professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you can't
give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just couldn't crack the
answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark
into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over
the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So
finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them
he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but
not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor, and asks his favourite student to answer.
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student. "You see, you are 75 years
old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not
logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not
legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him
an "A", which is neither logical nor legal !!"
A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty
old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a
professor, would I?"
Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you can't
give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".
Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"
Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal? "
The professor wracks his famous brain, but just couldn't crack the
answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark
into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.
The professor continues to wrack his brain over
the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So
finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them
he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but
not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "
To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.
"All right" says the professor, and asks his favourite student to answer.
"It's quite easy, sir" says the student. "You see, you are 75 years
old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not
logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not
legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him
an "A", which is neither logical nor legal !!"
know about BAR-CODE.
For India Bar Code's 1'st 3 Digits are 890.
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00-13: USA & Canada
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20-29: In-Store Functions
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30-37: France
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40-44: Germany
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45: Japan (also 49)
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46: Russian Federation
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471: Taiwan
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474: Estonia
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475: Latvia
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477: Lithuania
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479: Sri Lanka
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480: Philippines
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482: Ukraine
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484: Moldova
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485: Armenia
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486: Georgia
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487: Kazakhstan
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489: Hong Kong
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49: Japan (JAN-13)
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50: United Kingdom
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520: Greece
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528: Lebanon
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529: Cyprus
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531: Macedonia
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535: Malta
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539: Ireland
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54: Belgium & Luxembourg
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560: Portugal
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569: Iceland
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57: Denmark
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590: Poland
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594: Romania
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599: Hungary
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600 & 601: South Africa
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609: Mauritius
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611: Morocco
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613: Algeria
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619: Tunisia
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622: Egypt
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625: Jordan
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626: Iran
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64: Finland
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690-692: China
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70: Norway
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729: Israel
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73: Sweden
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740: Guatemala
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741: El Salvador
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742: Honduras
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743: Nicaragua
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744: Costa Rica
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746: Dominican Republic
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750: Mexico
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759: Venezuela
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76: Switzerland
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770: Colombia
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773: Uruguay
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775: Peru
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777: Bolivia
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779: Argentina
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780: Chile
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784: Paraguay
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785: Peru
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786: Ecuador
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789: Brazil
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80 - 83: Italy
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84: Spain
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850: Cuba
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858: Slovakia
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859: Czech Republic
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860: Yugoslavia
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869: Turkey
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87: Netherlands
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880: South Korea
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885: Thailand
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888: Singapore
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890: India
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893: Vietnam
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899: Indonesia
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90 & 91: Austria
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93: Australia
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94: New Zealand
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955: Malaysia
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977: International Standard Serial Number for Periodicals (ISSN)
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978: International Standard Book Numbering (ISBN)
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979: International Standard Music Number (ISMN)
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980: Refund receipts
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981 & 982: Common Currency Coupons
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99: Coupons
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With more and more milk products from China and Taiwan having problem, we really got to check where the things are produced. Here is a way to differentiate Taiwan made products and China made products : by looking at first three digits of its Bar Code.
If the 1st 3 digits are 690, 691 or 692 - China made
If the 1st 3 digits are 471 – Taiwan made
So please spread the words to everyone......
Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show made from which country.
However, you may now refer to the barcodes, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China.
If the 1st 3 digits are 690, 691 or 692 - China made
If the 1st 3 digits are 471 – Taiwan made
So please spread the words to everyone......
Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show made from which country.
However, you may now refer to the barcodes, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China.
Beware #90 or #09Dont press #90 or #09 on mobilE Phone...
Please take care IF SOME ONE ASKS YOU TO DIAL #09 or #90.
Please Do Not Dial This When Asked.
Please circulate URGENTLY.
New Trick of Jehadi Muslim Terrorists to Frame Innocent People!!
If you receive a phone call on your Mobile from any person saying that
they are checking your mobile line, and you have to press #90 or #09
or any other number.
End this call
immediately without pressing any numbers.
Team there is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09
they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense.
Forward this message to as many friends as u can, to stop it.
This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia.
There are over 3 million affected mobile phones.
You can check this news at CNN web site also.
http://www.chennai.bsnl.co.in/News/MobileDosNDonts.htm
BHARAT SANCHAR NIGAM LIMITED
(A Government of India Enterprise
Please take care IF SOME ONE ASKS YOU TO DIAL #09 or #90.
Please Do Not Dial This When Asked.
Please circulate URGENTLY.
New Trick of Jehadi Muslim Terrorists to Frame Innocent People!!
If you receive a phone call on your Mobile from any person saying that
they are checking your mobile line, and you have to press #90 or #09
or any other number.
End this call
immediately without pressing any numbers.
Team there is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09
they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense.
Forward this message to as many friends as u can, to stop it.
This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia.
There are over 3 million affected mobile phones.
You can check this news at CNN web site also.
http://www.chennai.bsnl.co.in/News/MobileDosNDonts.htm
BHARAT SANCHAR NIGAM LIMITED
(A Government of India Enterprise
SIMPLE BUT EFFECTIVE EXERCISE
Here is the exercise:
Stand on one leg while your eyes are closed. That is all. Just try it right now, stop reading and stand up, close your eyes and try standing on one foot.
If you are not able to stand for less than 10 seconds, it means that your body hasdegenerated to 60 to 70 years old level in other words, you may be only 40 years old, but your body has aged a lot faster.
I myself & my family tried this exercise when I read the mail. I thought “No, big deal, I’m sure we all can do this easily” I was fooling myself, I’m glad I tried it because I discovered much to my surprise that while all of us could stand easily on one foot with our eyes open, trying the same thing with our eyes closed was another story! We just couldn’t keep our balance for more than two to three seconds before we started wobbling and hopping around.
You do not need to lift your leg high, if your internal organs are out of synch, even lifting your leg this bit will make you wobble.
These Chinese are really very advanced in their knowledge of the human body. It was very heartening to know that frequent and regular practice can help you recover your sense of balance. In fact Chinese specialists suggest daily practice of Jin Ji Du Li for 1 minute, this helps prevent dementia/ FORGETFULLNESS
You can try slightly closing both eyes while practicing Jin Ji Du Li, instead of completely closing them; in fact this is what the health specialist Zhong Li Ba Ren recommends.
Daily practice of Jin Ji Du Li, can help in healing many illnesses or diseases like
The essence of the exercise is that your "Eyes Must be Closed" when you are doing this exercise. You must practice the "Jin Ji Du Li" exercise with the eyes closed. This exercise was so simple and amazing that I thought I had to share it here.
Here is the exercise:
Stand on one leg while your eyes are closed. That is all. Just try it right now, stop reading and stand up, close your eyes and try standing on one foot.
If you are not able to stand for less than 10 seconds, it means that your body hasdegenerated to 60 to 70 years old level in other words, you may be only 40 years old, but your body has aged a lot faster.
I myself & my family tried this exercise when I read the mail. I thought “No, big deal, I’m sure we all can do this easily” I was fooling myself, I’m glad I tried it because I discovered much to my surprise that while all of us could stand easily on one foot with our eyes open, trying the same thing with our eyes closed was another story! We just couldn’t keep our balance for more than two to three seconds before we started wobbling and hopping around.
You do not need to lift your leg high, if your internal organs are out of synch, even lifting your leg this bit will make you wobble.
These Chinese are really very advanced in their knowledge of the human body. It was very heartening to know that frequent and regular practice can help you recover your sense of balance. In fact Chinese specialists suggest daily practice of Jin Ji Du Li for 1 minute, this helps prevent dementia/ FORGETFULLNESS
You can try slightly closing both eyes while practicing Jin Ji Du Li, instead of completely closing them; in fact this is what the health specialist Zhong Li Ba Ren recommends.
Daily practice of Jin Ji Du Li, can help in healing many illnesses or diseases like
- Hypertension,
- High Blood Sugar or diabetes,
- Neck and Spinal diseases,
- it can also prevent you from getting dementia.
Zhong Li Ba Ren has written a book titled "Self Help is Better than Seeking Doctors' Help", which is a bestselling book that has been the best seller health book in China since it wasfirst published last year. Its success can be measured by the fact that it has been reprinted 12 times within 6 months, with more than 1 million copies sold. The book is a hot seller because it teaches many simple practical health tips.
It is said that according to the understanding of Chinese physicians, diseases appear in the body because the co-ordination between the various internal organs encounter problems and that causes the body to lose its balance. Jin Ji Du Li can readjust this inter-relationship of the organs and how they function with each other. Zhong Li Ba Ren stated that many people can't stand on one foot with their eyes closed for even 5 seconds, but later on as they practice it daily, are able to stand for more than 2 minutes.
As you gain ability to stand for longer time, the feeling of "head heavy, light feet” disappears. As benefits or practising Jin Ji Du Li, you will experience that the quality of sleep improves, the mind clears up and memory improves significantly. Most importantly if you can practice Jin Ji Du Li with your eyes closed for 1 minute every day, you will not get dementia. (I think this also means that your brain will remain healthy).
As you gain ability to stand for longer time, the feeling of "head heavy, light feet” disappears. As benefits or practising Jin Ji Du Li, you will experience that the quality of sleep improves, the mind clears up and memory improves significantly. Most importantly if you can practice Jin Ji Du Li with your eyes closed for 1 minute every day, you will not get dementia. (I think this also means that your brain will remain healthy).
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